Saturday, September 28, 2024

Devil's Martyrs

 “We’re runnin’ to the store Nips.  Ya need anything?”  Nah.  But it was thoughtful of KQ and Jess to ask.  As they slip out the door.  Baphomet stamped on their hand.  Not that they needed it.  But Kyle made the stamp that afternoon.  Every person enterin’ the show marked with arcane perfection for the weekend.  Always wondered how much of this satanic shit is for aesthitics.  But I don’t think I need to ask anymore.  The Mystic Seer from Twilight Zone starin’ at me from the spiral over the stage.  Tyriq cries into the mic as he pounds on the drums.  I gotta pop into the sound booth with Sean to see Virtue.  Kyle with back to the crowd plows on the bass strings.  Wish I could stick my head in the subs for this one.

Pour Shelby a beer.  Pop open the lock pliers to let the PBR flow through the tube.  Busted the party pump pretty quickly on.  Leave it to one of the anarchists to know how to DIY the keg.  Rushed Dee Obscenity, the most beautiful human out there, a beer to the stage when we got it rigged durin’ his cover of “Cheree.”  Shelby thanks me for workin’ the door.  But I should be thankin’ her.  For lettin’ me see those massive pieces she made.  I can’t imagine how fuckin’ good it feels to assemble a piece of that size.  “I know bein’ stuck at the door all night durin’ a show must suck.”  Are you kiddin’ me?  It’s actually the perfect balance of social interaction for me.  Gives me somethin’ to run off to when I get overwhelmed.  That feelin’ when you’re hyper aware of your skin on your body.  I haven’t felt this anxious since high school.  It’s amazin’ the parts of yourself you rediscover when ya get off blow.  Plus ya know.  There’s always some oddball interactions to keep things interestin’.  An old head askin’ if I know where to get medicinal mushroom chocolates.  People pop over to hang out for a bit.  Jake dressed as the guy that anxiously stands near the keg durin’ the party.  Cam dressed as Cameron from Ferris Bueller.

“You want this beer?”  They ask.  Holdin’ up the cup I stuck my hand in to get the broken plastic out.  “Way to be a good friend Cam!”  Jake punchin’ ‘em in the arm.  “Nips quit drinkin’.  Fuckin’ asshole.”  Swallow a weed cookie instead.  Joey callin’ me an evil man for passin’ out the devil’s sacred lettuce.  Mystery strength edibles.  Me and Kaleb mixin’ the dough with bare hands.

No.  But door is good for me.  I can feel myself startin’ to withdraw.  It’s usually this time of year the fog comes.  I’ve been feelin’ like an alien lately.  Probably why I don’t dig dressin’ up on Halloween.  Feels like there’s this space between me and the life happenin’ in front of me.  Feeding into detachment.

But this world.  These spaces are where ya learned how beautiful life can be.  The red bubbles and smears of Tyriq’s abstract mural.  Shelby’s question marks.  Red lights.  Geometric and spiralin’ projections.  The noise that drove up here from Indiana blowin’ my mind.  Namen Namen.  Gui-tar shreds.  Feedback squeals.  Drunken laughter.  Bodies smash together.  Pogo.  Splat of beer on the ground.  These sights and sounds.  Remindin’ you to enjoy this inevitable hopelessness.  While you’re still breathin’.

“Ya know.  That’s exactly why I do it.  It’s somethin’ I enjoy that brings people a smile in the middle of the night.”  Matt always has five amazin’ costumes for Halloween.  Costanza.  Nardwaur.  Fantano.  He tells me how he doesn’t always keep up the Cool Bugs and Stuff page.  But I love it everytime I scroll through it.  Beats Wikipedia wanderlust.  It’s important to know what’s worth bein’ distracted by.  It’s all just somethin’ to soothe our souls.  Art.  Bugs.  Noise.  Lights.  Cameras. Fuckin’ ACTION man.  Stop feedin’ into this distance.  It’s the small things that keep us breathin’.  That want and desire to smile.  With good company.

Now.  I barely remember readin’ Dharma Bums.  But Buddhists will tell ya that it’s these wants and desires that are the root of all sufferin’.  Leadin’ us to inevitable hopelessness.  And that’s why I kinda dig the Satanists.  The party’s gotta end eventually.  Strings will break.  The drugs will come down.  And we’ll all feel like shit in the morning.  But before all that.  There’s nothin’ wrong with pursuin’ humanity.  Setting intentions to enjoy the beautiful process of life.  The sweet, sonic serenade squealin’ in your eardrums.  The visuals.  Lights and projections.  Distorts the possibilities of reality.  Take a picture of Wayma.  Gettin’ his picture taken in front of his biblically accurate self-portrait.  Live life in the truest image of yourself.  Keep this world unapologetically non-generic.

“Everybody wants to be DIY till their van looks like this!”  Jake tossin’ the wet and empty keg in the back.  Namin’ off the salon chair.  Amps.  Guitars.  T-shirts and vinyl.  Slams the door.  Wonder which was more wet.  Joey durin’ the keg stand.  Or the aluminum barrel.  Frosted window covered in stickers.  Names of bands and labels most people will never discover in reality.  The unknown pleasures of life that keep us breathin’ and sweatin’.  Hipsters sneak in through the back.  Midtown folk debate if they wanna pay cover for this filth.  The only people eager to pay door are the same people ya see at every show.  There’s a joke in there about punk cultures survivin’ on the same money shufflin’ hands.  Cause only the people breathin’ off this junk are the ones that understand how life and death creating actually is.

“We might all be from Indy.  But Detroit always feels like a home.”  Maxwell’s sincere appreciation seems contradictin’ the primal abrasiveness his band put through the PA.  But makes sense when ya think about the pure emotional release.  I’ve been told the scene is unwelcoming.  I’ve been told people seem unapproachable.  I wear my sunglasses inside a lot now.  Maybe it makes me look pretentious.  But eases the feelin’ of my skin on my bones.  ‘Sorry.  Did I interrupt?  Everybody went silent and started starin’ at me.’  I’ve seen this interaction take place time and time again at shows.  Groups of people that have known each other for years.  None of us outgrew our social ineptness.  Sometimes the communication skills aren’t strong.  And the introversion can look a lot like a ‘fuck off.’  But shit.  That’s why so many learned to speak through paint and ink.  Unintelligible lyrics drownin’ in a swamp of reverb.  Fuzz.  Delay.  Occasional wah-wah to imitate our cries for a lil’ piece of mind.  Hell.  Even makin’ fuckin’ films to put our hearts, minds, and souls on display.

This is a full circle moment for 208.  Their first show here was at Spread Art.  As the shindig kicks off with Danny and the Stools.  Burnt cork under their eyes.  Kyle stares at the concrete floor.  Smilin’ that he booked that motherfucker.  Kyle prances on stage in his suit as Toeheads close the show.  Scepter in hand.  Devil mask on.  Bodies collide as the wood floor bounces with the bass.  Shelby hypnotizin’ everyone with the spiral.  How does she get it to look so fluid?  If you open up a dictionary in the future.  All you’re gonna see next to the word “artist” is a photo of Shelby and Kyle in 208’s Night of the Living Dead.  The two put the entire crowd in a trance.  Remindin’ us we are stardust.  We are billion year old carbon.  And we are the Devil’s Martyrs.  The purpose of life is to fuckin’ live it.


Thursday, September 26, 2024

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Tuesday, July 23, 2024

Jim Jones T-Shirts

 Aren’t we all just

Sellin’ t-shirts

In life’s merch game

Cult of Shaksperean

Tragedy of hipness

Bootleg Jim Jones tees

On lot

I used to drink a

Pitcher

Of Kool-Aid

A day

She talks about

Low-angled memories

Mine are

Outta focus

Who wasn’t miserable

In their twenties?

I don’t get loaded

These days

But still enjoy the thrill

Of the score

Coppin’ for others

Support you local plug

Soon enough

They’ll gentrify the

Trap house

I’ll take the

Heat exposure to my

Meltin’ gums

Over karaoke

Any day

Time is infinite

Time is non-renewable

It’s the most valuable

Thing we got

I’m glad we have

This time together

Every second counts

In a single season

MTV cartoon

Be with the right characters

Make every cell

Animated

Put it on a t-shirt

Merch

Materializes

Memories

Pull tab losers

Creating soundtracks

Homies harmonizin’ confusion

A vibration

To sustain

Eternally


Sunday, July 14, 2024

Saturday is for the Boys

Saturday is for the boys

Out here

Where ya see

Horsedrawn buggies

DIY billboards decree

“Democrats Suck”

Ticklandia

Ticks the size of

Bigfoot

Mr. Littlecock

“I don’t mind bein’ manly

Just don’t fuck with

Blood born pathogens”

Communal bug spray

Forgot deodorant

Did anyone bring food

For the boys?

Shitdick white bread

What’s taters?

Boil ‘em

Mash ‘em

Stick ‘em in a stew

Got ninety nine spices

But a bitch ain’t one

Is this weiner

Real beef?

Doomscrollin’ porn

Edgin’ for two hours

Sidetracked tinkering

Boys will be boys

Packed all the toys

Mind altering substances

Gel blasters

Add on bayonets

Combustion engines

Explosives

Even the fuckin’ Takis

Taste like

KABOOM

Shoot ‘em with the

Roman candle

Welcome to Jackass

“Don’t shoot

I’ve got cigs”

Check your daddy issues

Little brother PTSD

Blew his wad

Couldn’t hang

City slickers

Sleepin’ in trucks

To avoid Mothman

Drownin’ under kayaks

Sacrifice the hat

To the ten foot sturgeon

Let’s rob the horse ranch

For K

On the way back

Dad’s asleep

No more rules

Geeked up

White boy syndrome

No endless opium bowls inside

Damn libs

Afraid of the second hand smoke

“Who would you kill first?

Tomas Jefferson?

Or Malcolm X?”

Shower baptism

Born again

On the fourth of July

Born in the USA

Gollum did 9/11

Dirtbike to the Unabomber’s

Stoned apes

Stoppin’ for mushrooms

On the trail

Freedom

Just the right level of

Impulse control

To piss people off

Too much testosterone

Not enough

Great white North

Ass

To take the edge off

Blame your fuckin’

Lord and savior

For that one

“Don’t be a bitch bro

It’s a sleepover”

We all got different lifestyles

High school boys

Don’t grow up

Just grow old

Talkin’ about those

Not so good times

You remember fondly

“Write it in your diary”

Throw on some

Jimmy Cash

Or whatever his fuckin’

Name is

Spark the fire

With a firecracker

Penetrate the hell hole

Creampied s’more

Tell the boys why

You love them

Hold each other

Under the stars

Constellations move over time

Maybe they’re already

Burnt out

But we see each other still

Across galaxies

“Get work off boys

An we fuckin’ did it”

In the words

Of the prophet

Bazooka Joe

“Don’t chase after happiness

Create it”

Wednesday, March 6, 2024

Blown Out

    “I don’t think we’re gettin’ inside.”  Spark a joint outside the Polish Sea League.  Finally uncoverin’ the six year mystery of what the fuck this place is on Thursday night with Drew and Brendan.  Tried to see Checker and Girl Fight.  Ran into Sree.  Missed both of ‘em.  But ended up catchin’ Troy’s set at the Fowlin’ Warehouse at least.  Best not to make a plan for Music Fest.  Or Blowout.  Whatever name they’re usin’.  Same piss.  Different pants.  Anything to give an excuse to drinkin’ in an alley with the homies.  Relivin’ juvenile delinquency.  There goes Hentch as ya leave Detroit Threads.  Passin’ by as ya hit a joint under the sign readin’ “BAKING COMPANY.”  Kaleb laughs as you pass it.

    KQ drags at the joint outside Sea League.  First set of the night for him.  Tried to make it out earlier.  But long night last night.  We tried catchin’ Corevalues at Bumbo’s earlier.  Immediately pressed against the wall.  Jo and Jack jammin’ on the Home Depot riff.  Sree tryin’ to wheel a cab through the room.  Every square inch filled with a body.  Calm down.  Try hittin’ the weed pen.  Ya know how many rock n’ roll horror stories start this way?  Don’t talk like that Kaleb.  Drew’s gonna freak out.  Listen to a song or two from outside before shovin’ off over here to try and see Cam.

“I gotta at least try to get in and see ‘em.”  KQ tries breakin’ through the overflow of people in the doorway.  Sounds of Zastava fill the air outside.  Groups cluster on the street corners.  Cops drive by slow to look over the miscreants chainsmokin’.  Enjoyin’ the noise without bein’ smashed.  Not even worth tryin’ to slip through to the back to see if the room with the pool table is open.  Hit the spliff.  Check my phone for the time.  Gonna miss the Toeboys for 208.  KC wanted to check out the Painted Lady.  All the homies playin’ at the same time.  Gonna be a night of sacrifices.  Might not get to see Cam tonight.  But at least I can hear ‘em from out here.

A text from Mom.  “I need you to know that Joey isn’t doing well.”

Thirteen years ago.  Alienated teenager.  Lookin’ for a sense of connection.  Convinced my mom to let us get a dog.  This black lab, beagle mix.  Named after a Ramone.  What do ya expect from a middle schooler gettin’ into punk rock?  The only other friends at the time was the music on my iPod.  Isn’t that what attracts any of us to pets?  To have a companion through the isolation.  A friend without judgment.  Givin’ nothin’ but unconditional love when we feel so fuckin’ alone that it just makes sense.  Someone to show us how goddamn valuable it is just to sit and savor this time we have to be alive together.

Antonio hops up from the pool table at Painted Lady.  Arms wrap around me.  I can hear him last time I saw him at Outer.  “I didn’t get to give ya a proper hug when I first saw ya!”  How important it is to have friends that go outta their way to hug ya.  Remind ya how goddamn valuable it is we have this time together.  Finally startin’ to break through the years of emotional unavailability.  The internal alienation and self-induced isolation.  Wonder how many people are still doin’ blow outta vintage porno mag pages in the bathroom?  It’d be nice if they still let ya smoke in here.  Could use a cig inside with the incomin’ texts about my dog’s oncomin’ heart failure.

Drew is breakin’ all the rules tonight.  Smokin’ weed and cigs with us outside.  Since Em is in Vietnam.  They laugh when Kaleb says this.  As if Em would ever tell someone they couldn’t smoke grass.  Hangin’ up the phone after Mom calls sobbin’.  Gonna have to go over there tomorrow.  Pet the dog for what might be the last time before the vet comes.  “My dog is dyin’...”  Kaleb gets up from the parking block.  Hugs me as I hit my spliff.  208 should be startin’ soon.  A nice dose of rock n’ roll feedback from your friends will help ya.  “It ain’t no sin to be glad you’re alive…”  Been startin’ the mornin’ off listenin’ to Darkness on the Edge of Town.  And the Boss is right.  Your pets will tell ya the same thing.  Nothin’ wrong with enjoyin’ life in spite of it all.

“Take ‘em off!”  I yell to Kyle kickin’ his shoes off.

“We’ll get there.”  He laughs.

“We got there way sooner than I thought…”  Drew’s words wash away under the roar of guitar after Kyle strips the socks.  Crouch down.  Body draped over the speaker on the floor in front of the stage.  Head bowed.  Forehead on the stage wedge.  Hits the riff.  And then a wallop of noise as Shelby beats the drums in.  Body seizin’ in time and rhythm.  Head flailin’ around on my neck.  Veins bulgin’ in Kyle’s throat.  His clean, barefeet quickly turnin’ black.  Jaw hangin’ open.  Fuckin’ mesmerized.  Guitar vibratin’ my whole jaw against the wedge.  My ribcage rattles like Antonio’s guest tambourine.  Shakin’ from the pulse of Shelby’s kick.  Feel how the beat vibrates with your heartbeat.  This is what sonically spiritual cleansing feels like.

“Cam!”  I fall into their arms as I turn around and get off the floor.  Post set.  If you’re not fuckin’ floored after 208.  Ya must’ve gone deaf.  But ya should be both after.  Just glad I got to see Cam tonight.  “I saw you draped over the sonic altar.”  Chucklin’ the words as they hold me.  Hearin’ still temporarily blown out.  Ribcage still vibratin’ from the altar.

“Sounds like Devo…”  Kaleb jokes as Fen Fen starts inside Ghost Light.  Had to shake him outside of Painted Lady to get rid of his hiccups.  Rollin’ spliffs on the stoop as the final set of this year’s Blowout begins.  Kaleb still wonderin’ how Shelby looks so sick and hypnotic when she plays drums.  A roll of toilet paper flies back and forth over the crowd.  Joey next to us gettin’ wrapped up like a mummy.  Askin’ Jake to buy him a beer.  Derek flailin’ around the pit startin’ in front of us.  I may not have heard the Toeboys.  But I got to see ‘em for a minute at least.  “This is the first of three songs in our set about dogs…”  Luke blurts into the mic.  Jake arguin’ from his flyin’ V they need some songs about cats.

Dogs.  Cats.  Fuckin’ rats.  Shit.  I got a possum livin’ under my bathtub I’m startin’ to think of as a pet.  It doesn’t matter.  The bond between human and critter is sacred.  The purest form of companionship.  Showin’ us the importance of just fuckin’ bein’ there for the people we love.  Where would ya be today without the love of a pet?  The vet will say on Wednesday when we lay Joey to rest.  Labs try to hide their pain to continue bein’ there for their people.  Showin’ their commitment not to abandon us even as they stare Death in the eyes.  Fluid in their lungs.

“Fuck!”  Drop a glob of butter on the floor.  Makin’ toaster waffles in the fryin’ pan for me and KC after Blowout.  Talkin’ about mental health and the human need for unconditional love.  And I realize I learned this method in 2017.  Goin’ to a friend’s place after my first Hamtramck Music Fest.  Shoutin’ “parkour” jumpin’ off the cinderblocks at the rumored Hamtramck McDonald’s.  She made us all toaster waffles in the fryin’ pan.  Try that shit out if ya haven’t.  It’ll change your life.  The same way seein’ Caveman and Bam Bam at Paycheck’s for Music Fest in 2017 changed mine.  Makin’ me wanna call this city home.  Where I’d meet some really far out people.  Not only decoratin’ space and time and the whole damn continuum with art and music.  But beautiful people that teach you the importance of companionship.  Just fuckin’ bein’ there to enjoy this goddamn beautiful time together.  Holdin’ each other when it feels like life is gettin’ blown out.  That’s what this whole festival is about.  Wanderin’ the Earth with your best homies and havin’ a beautiful fuckin’ weekend.  Death starin’ in our eyes.  Music in the air.  Smoke in our lungs.  Under the circle sky.