Sunday, November 3, 2024

What Would Kerouac Do?

 “What would Kerouac do?”  Logan says as I hug him goodnight.  Urgin’ me to sit at the fucked up typewriter.  Bang it out by the candle light.  No power.  No heat.  And I wish I could say that’s how I pounded this out.  But I’m still gettin’ the feel of the typewriter.  And Kerouac didn’t have Google Drive offline editin’.  And I don’t think I got enough candles to burn that long.  Now I know why ya always buy candles when ya see ‘em.  But Kerouac never liked acid much.  And I blew out all the candles to set the mood.  Would he have spilt the whole bag of Apple Jacks in bed tryin’ to open it?  And why didn’t anyone tell me how fuckin’ expensive cereal is?  I won’t even end up writin’ this fuckin’ thing till the next day anyways.  And what the fuck is my deal with Kerouac as a fuckin’ motif?!  I don’t even like the guy’s writin’ that much.  Just another fuckin’ average white guy.

Oscar’s sax cuts through the dope smoke lingerin’ over the crowd.  The squeals tingle along your fuckin’ spine.  Thinkin’ of that meme of I think it’s Charlie Parker.  Jazzers logo.  “Kerouac would nut if he saw some jazzers like this…”  Somewhere Kerouac is rollin’ over in his grave at the realization On the Road dead ends in Cave World.  John Coltrane always said if you wanna be a better horn player, be a better person.

“I love the trashiness!”  Em smiles.  Sippin’ a Twisted Tea.  Thinkin’ I was sketchy back when we first met.  Does “sorry…  I monkee…” hold up as a reasonable defense in court?  All’s fair in love and rock n’ roll.  Or so they’d have you believe.  Third time seein’ the shrimp sandwich surf in across the stage.  It gets better and better each time.  Existential sheddin’.  Like a thorough rewatch of BoJack Horseman.  I still remember the first time.  Bubba puttin’ on the Shrimp Sessions.  Jesus Christ drinkin’ his mother’s piss!  I felt fuckin’ alive.  It’s now been ten months since the last time I railed a line.  Since the last time I felt the crystals freeze and dry up my nostrils.  Maybe break a few blood vessels.  Give the snot a nice pink hue.  Show Charlie Parker who they call fuckin’ Bird man!  Fuckin’ flyin’.  Lessons from the Jungle Man on how not to eat or sleep.  Is the freebase diet an extension of the body dysmorphia?  Wail!  Wop!  Fuckin’ burst through the baggie.  Fish it outta the urinal.  Snort it anyways.  Can finally keep up with these racin’ thoughts.  The twenty four seven mundane chaos of the everyday.  Every chemical reaction has an equal and opposite reaction.

Nobody told me cereal was gonna cost so much money.  That boredom is pain’s not so well adjusted cousin.  The chronic but unspecified existential despair.  “The same worms that eat me will someday eat you too…”    Head rattlin’ like the shakers in Tor’s hand.  Milk the clock with mental anguish.  Cry in your car and down a spoonful of kratom on your smoke break.  Does that still count as California sober?  I hear the kids are vapin’ that shit today.  But I don’t even know if you can sublimate kratom.  Shit.  Says the generation that used to smoke spice outta plastic and aluminum.  Whatever takes the edge off.  Ya think Kerouac would hit a kratom vape?  “It just ain’t enough man!”

Dance with the bloke that tells you work won’t be the same without you.  Bumpin’ shoulders.  “Justify somethin’ profound…”  Confessions of a retired ego addict.  Post-cringe aesthetic.  When does the self-awareness become a satire of your self-loathin’?  The blurry anecdotes must have some vague glimpse of beauty in it?  I thought I had it all figured out.  Insanity is doin’ the same thing over and over again expectin’ it to make you happy.  One more pill will do it.  One more line.  Ya know.  To help ya sleep.  Every chemical reaction has an equal and opposite reaction.  Dance against strangers at after hours till you wish the sun good mornin’.  Escape.  Ten months.  Ten months without that insanity.  And the world hasn’t felt any less surreal.  I still feel like I’m floatin’ in the ether.  Vapor trail of a personality.  Hidin’ in the corner.  Too afraid to do more than wave at these people that I’ve known for years.  I think they call that love.  That depersonalization of sharin’ in life’s most intimate moments with these people.  These people that say such nice things about you.  These people that enjoy your presence for some god unknown reason.  Vibin’ with the comrades that make you wanna be less sketchy.  The people helpin’ you mythbust the urban legend of unskilled labor.  Swing to the sax squealin’ homages of the Stooges.  John Coltrane says to be a better person to be a better horn player.  These people bring out the shame in the satire.  But shame has always been my greatest motivator.

Behind all the thrivin’ is a whole lotta cryin’.

“I don’t think they get the chant…”  Drew says as the crowd floods out into the street.  Drippin’ in sweat after the set.  Someone else’s beer.  Someone else’s sweat.  I’m wet.  And I think in an aroused way after Viagra Boys.  Standin’ in line to merchandize endless anxiety.  Advertisin’ is just product propaganda.  Shoot ‘em up with 5G and send ‘em to the woods.  Feel like a hipster in a warzone.  The commies don’t carry cash these days.  But drive a car full of tampons.  Maybe I didn’t get it either.  I don’t think anyone should identify so much with these bottom feeder lyrics.  Kerouac wouldn’t call this shit welfare jazz.  Although.  He’d probably call ‘em punk rock losers.  Feel how fuckin’ dirty those subs are!  Just some more average white guys.  Railin’ knock off Viagra ya found at the cigar bar to cure your coke dick.  Maybe it says a lot that everytime I find a new Viagra Boys track it translates the thoughts in my head.  Racin’ too fast to process ‘em into feelings.

“That made me wanna start goin’ to raves again.”  Em sparks the joint under the marquee.  Take me back where all universes converge.  Fraggle Rock.  Let me dance my cares away.  And feel fuckin’ alive.  Some guy talkin’ about how he’s seen Ween forty times since 2017.  Everybody looks so mature these days.  Slowly becomin’ more and more well adjusted adults.  Learnin’ how to communicate their feelings.  Their pain and boredom.  Well adjusted people don’t write little songs.  Or type gibberish for hours in the afterglow.  But I’m slowly losin’ an interest in sharin’ these words.  Just another average white guy with nothin’ special to say.  We gotta take care of this human thing before we can do that individual thing.  And ya still aren’t well adjusted enough to tell your friends how intimate this experience is for you.  How much they’ve inspired this growth in me without knowin’ it.  Impactin’ the way I think in the micro-interactions in my life.  Maybe it’s not a good thing to identify so closely to the esoteric, pseudo-Kafkaesque glory of becomin’ a shrimp.  A bottom feedin’ creature in the gutter that doesn’t sleep or drink water.  Or clean the bathtub.  But rock n’ roll can save lives.

Beat your thigh to the beat till you bruise.  That’s the closest you get to self-harm these days.  “Sorry…  I monkee…” is no excuse for this behavior.  Goblin mode doesn’t even hold up in a court of law.  I bet the free fall to the bottom of the spiral would’ve felt nice by the end of it.  Give everyone a dime bag of my ashes at the funeral.  “Oopsie…  Accidentally did a line of Nips…”  But guess we’ll never know.  Ten months.  To bein’ alive and learnin’ how to grow.

One body pinballs you into the body in front of you.  Catch your feet.  Another body hits you from the left.  Nearly knockin’ ya to the floor.  Someone catchin’ your arm.  The crowd vacuum seals together.  Bones collide in the primal way we attempted to connect.  Liquids landin’ on your face.  Baptized in beer as the aluminum glistens overhead.  Jesus Christ drinkin’ his mother’s piss!  How did I use to drink so much beer and go in the pit?  “Baaaaar- beeee- quuuuuuuuu-UUUUU-uuue…”  I can feel the existential sheddin’.  How does it work that Viagra Boys are the soundtrack for someone’s growth?  Take a shoulder to the gut.  Learnin’ how to connect emotionally. Not just physically.  Someone nails ya in the spine.  There’s no community without connection.  And no connection without sharin’ these fucked up little feelings we struggle to deal with.  Ground yourself in front of Em.  “Don’t kill the part of you that cringes…  Kill the part of you that is cringe…”  I think that’s Dostoyevsky?  Or Mark Antony.  Or my coworker Nick?  Feel the shame and self-awareness and let it transform you.  Puke in your mouth and swallow it.  That’s gotta be the white person equivalent to ayahuasca.  Swallowin’ your own vomit in the Viagra Boys pit durin’ “Sports.”  Ya think Kerouac would do that shit?


Saturday, September 28, 2024

Devil's Martyrs

 “We’re runnin’ to the store Nips.  Ya need anything?”  Nah.  But it was thoughtful of KQ and Jess to ask.  As they slip out the door.  Baphomet stamped on their hand.  Not that they needed it.  But Kyle made the stamp that afternoon.  Every person enterin’ the show marked with arcane perfection for the weekend.  Always wondered how much of this satanic shit is for aesthitics.  But I don’t think I need to ask anymore.  The Mystic Seer from Twilight Zone starin’ at me from the spiral over the stage.  Tyriq cries into the mic as he pounds on the drums.  I gotta pop into the sound booth with Sean to see Virtue.  Kyle with back to the crowd plows on the bass strings.  Wish I could stick my head in the subs for this one.

Pour Shelby a beer.  Pop open the lock pliers to let the PBR flow through the tube.  Busted the party pump pretty quickly on.  Leave it to one of the anarchists to know how to DIY the keg.  Rushed Dee Obscenity, the most beautiful human out there, a beer to the stage when we got it rigged durin’ his cover of “Cheree.”  Shelby thanks me for workin’ the door.  But I should be thankin’ her.  For lettin’ me see those massive pieces she made.  I can’t imagine how fuckin’ good it feels to assemble a piece of that size.  “I know bein’ stuck at the door all night durin’ a show must suck.”  Are you kiddin’ me?  It’s actually the perfect balance of social interaction for me.  Gives me somethin’ to run off to when I get overwhelmed.  That feelin’ when you’re hyper aware of your skin on your body.  I haven’t felt this anxious since high school.  It’s amazin’ the parts of yourself you rediscover when ya get off blow.  Plus ya know.  There’s always some oddball interactions to keep things interestin’.  An old head askin’ if I know where to get medicinal mushroom chocolates.  People pop over to hang out for a bit.  Jake dressed as the guy that anxiously stands near the keg durin’ the party.  Cam dressed as Cameron from Ferris Bueller.

“You want this beer?”  They ask.  Holdin’ up the cup I stuck my hand in to get the broken plastic out.  “Way to be a good friend Cam!”  Jake punchin’ ‘em in the arm.  “Nips quit drinkin’.  Fuckin’ asshole.”  Swallow a weed cookie instead.  Joey callin’ me an evil man for passin’ out the devil’s sacred lettuce.  Mystery strength edibles.  Me and Kaleb mixin’ the dough with bare hands.

No.  But door is good for me.  I can feel myself startin’ to withdraw.  It’s usually this time of year the fog comes.  I’ve been feelin’ like an alien lately.  Probably why I don’t dig dressin’ up on Halloween.  Feels like there’s this space between me and the life happenin’ in front of me.  Feeding into detachment.

But this world.  These spaces are where ya learned how beautiful life can be.  The red bubbles and smears of Tyriq’s abstract mural.  Shelby’s question marks.  Red lights.  Geometric and spiralin’ projections.  The noise that drove up here from Indiana blowin’ my mind.  Namen Namen.  Gui-tar shreds.  Feedback squeals.  Drunken laughter.  Bodies smash together.  Pogo.  Splat of beer on the ground.  These sights and sounds.  Remindin’ you to enjoy this inevitable hopelessness.  While you’re still breathin’.

“Ya know.  That’s exactly why I do it.  It’s somethin’ I enjoy that brings people a smile in the middle of the night.”  Matt always has five amazin’ costumes for Halloween.  Costanza.  Nardwaur.  Fantano.  He tells me how he doesn’t always keep up the Cool Bugs and Stuff page.  But I love it everytime I scroll through it.  Beats Wikipedia wanderlust.  It’s important to know what’s worth bein’ distracted by.  It’s all just somethin’ to soothe our souls.  Art.  Bugs.  Noise.  Lights.  Cameras. Fuckin’ ACTION man.  Stop feedin’ into this distance.  It’s the small things that keep us breathin’.  That want and desire to smile.  With good company.

Now.  I barely remember readin’ Dharma Bums.  But Buddhists will tell ya that it’s these wants and desires that are the root of all sufferin’.  Leadin’ us to inevitable hopelessness.  And that’s why I kinda dig the Satanists.  The party’s gotta end eventually.  Strings will break.  The drugs will come down.  And we’ll all feel like shit in the morning.  But before all that.  There’s nothin’ wrong with pursuin’ humanity.  Setting intentions to enjoy the beautiful process of life.  The sweet, sonic serenade squealin’ in your eardrums.  The visuals.  Lights and projections.  Distorts the possibilities of reality.  Take a picture of Wayma.  Gettin’ his picture taken in front of his biblically accurate self-portrait.  Live life in the truest image of yourself.  Keep this world unapologetically non-generic.

“Everybody wants to be DIY till their van looks like this!”  Jake tossin’ the wet and empty keg in the back.  Namin’ off the salon chair.  Amps.  Guitars.  T-shirts and vinyl.  Slams the door.  Wonder which was more wet.  Joey durin’ the keg stand.  Or the aluminum barrel.  Frosted window covered in stickers.  Names of bands and labels most people will never discover in reality.  The unknown pleasures of life that keep us breathin’ and sweatin’.  Hipsters sneak in through the back.  Midtown folk debate if they wanna pay cover for this filth.  The only people eager to pay door are the same people ya see at every show.  There’s a joke in there about punk cultures survivin’ on the same money shufflin’ hands.  Cause only the people breathin’ off this junk are the ones that understand how life and death creating actually is.

“We might all be from Indy.  But Detroit always feels like a home.”  Maxwell’s sincere appreciation seems contradictin’ the primal abrasiveness his band put through the PA.  But makes sense when ya think about the pure emotional release.  I’ve been told the scene is unwelcoming.  I’ve been told people seem unapproachable.  I wear my sunglasses inside a lot now.  Maybe it makes me look pretentious.  But eases the feelin’ of my skin on my bones.  ‘Sorry.  Did I interrupt?  Everybody went silent and started starin’ at me.’  I’ve seen this interaction take place time and time again at shows.  Groups of people that have known each other for years.  None of us outgrew our social ineptness.  Sometimes the communication skills aren’t strong.  And the introversion can look a lot like a ‘fuck off.’  But shit.  That’s why so many learned to speak through paint and ink.  Unintelligible lyrics drownin’ in a swamp of reverb.  Fuzz.  Delay.  Occasional wah-wah to imitate our cries for a lil’ piece of mind.  Hell.  Even makin’ fuckin’ films to put our hearts, minds, and souls on display.

This is a full circle moment for 208.  Their first show here was at Spread Art.  As the shindig kicks off with Danny and the Stools.  Burnt cork under their eyes.  Kyle stares at the concrete floor.  Smilin’ that he booked that motherfucker.  Kyle prances on stage in his suit as Toeheads close the show.  Scepter in hand.  Devil mask on.  Bodies collide as the wood floor bounces with the bass.  Shelby hypnotizin’ everyone with the spiral.  How does she get it to look so fluid?  If you open up a dictionary in the future.  All you’re gonna see next to the word “artist” is a photo of Shelby and Kyle in 208’s Night of the Living Dead.  The two put the entire crowd in a trance.  Remindin’ us we are stardust.  We are billion year old carbon.  And we are the Devil’s Martyrs.  The purpose of life is to fuckin’ live it.


Thursday, September 26, 2024

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Tuesday, July 23, 2024

Jim Jones T-Shirts

 Aren’t we all just

Sellin’ t-shirts

In life’s merch game

Cult of Shaksperean

Tragedy of hipness

Bootleg Jim Jones tees

On lot

I used to drink a

Pitcher

Of Kool-Aid

A day

She talks about

Low-angled memories

Mine are

Outta focus

Who wasn’t miserable

In their twenties?

I don’t get loaded

These days

But still enjoy the thrill

Of the score

Coppin’ for others

Support you local plug

Soon enough

They’ll gentrify the

Trap house

I’ll take the

Heat exposure to my

Meltin’ gums

Over karaoke

Any day

Time is infinite

Time is non-renewable

It’s the most valuable

Thing we got

I’m glad we have

This time together

Every second counts

In a single season

MTV cartoon

Be with the right characters

Make every cell

Animated

Put it on a t-shirt

Merch

Materializes

Memories

Pull tab losers

Creating soundtracks

Homies harmonizin’ confusion

A vibration

To sustain

Eternally


Sunday, July 14, 2024

Saturday is for the Boys

Saturday is for the boys

Out here

Where ya see

Horsedrawn buggies

DIY billboards decree

“Democrats Suck”

Ticklandia

Ticks the size of

Bigfoot

Mr. Littlecock

“I don’t mind bein’ manly

Just don’t fuck with

Blood born pathogens”

Communal bug spray

Forgot deodorant

Did anyone bring food

For the boys?

Shitdick white bread

What’s taters?

Boil ‘em

Mash ‘em

Stick ‘em in a stew

Got ninety nine spices

But a bitch ain’t one

Is this weiner

Real beef?

Doomscrollin’ porn

Edgin’ for two hours

Sidetracked tinkering

Boys will be boys

Packed all the toys

Mind altering substances

Gel blasters

Add on bayonets

Combustion engines

Explosives

Even the fuckin’ Takis

Taste like

KABOOM

Shoot ‘em with the

Roman candle

Welcome to Jackass

“Don’t shoot

I’ve got cigs”

Check your daddy issues

Little brother PTSD

Blew his wad

Couldn’t hang

City slickers

Sleepin’ in trucks

To avoid Mothman

Drownin’ under kayaks

Sacrifice the hat

To the ten foot sturgeon

Let’s rob the horse ranch

For K

On the way back

Dad’s asleep

No more rules

Geeked up

White boy syndrome

No endless opium bowls inside

Damn libs

Afraid of the second hand smoke

“Who would you kill first?

Tomas Jefferson?

Or Malcolm X?”

Shower baptism

Born again

On the fourth of July

Born in the USA

Gollum did 9/11

Dirtbike to the Unabomber’s

Stoned apes

Stoppin’ for mushrooms

On the trail

Freedom

Just the right level of

Impulse control

To piss people off

Too much testosterone

Not enough

Great white North

Ass

To take the edge off

Blame your fuckin’

Lord and savior

For that one

“Don’t be a bitch bro

It’s a sleepover”

We all got different lifestyles

High school boys

Don’t grow up

Just grow old

Talkin’ about those

Not so good times

You remember fondly

“Write it in your diary”

Throw on some

Jimmy Cash

Or whatever his fuckin’

Name is

Spark the fire

With a firecracker

Penetrate the hell hole

Creampied s’more

Tell the boys why

You love them

Hold each other

Under the stars

Constellations move over time

Maybe they’re already

Burnt out

But we see each other still

Across galaxies

“Get work off boys

An we fuckin’ did it”

In the words

Of the prophet

Bazooka Joe

“Don’t chase after happiness

Create it”